Rudolph Narnach

The greatest folk singer in the former Soviet Republic is on his way to Bognor. Be prepared for the greatest folk rock event of the decade.

Recently acquitted for regicide, folk singer Rudolph Narnach had this message for his fans:

“It is great to be able to visit West Germany again without being shot, but, at the end of the day, I miss the Cold War. I think my songs reflect that sentiment.”

Songs he’ll be singing are:

“Put The Wall Back Up”
“Nazis Deserve Death”
And his all time hit “Capitalist Cats Eat My Crap”